a careless man's careful daughter
a careless man's careful daughter
23, University Student from England. If you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit. Better to live a life of 'Oh wells' than 'What ifs'. tumblr hit counter

whatiwishicould:

Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right

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skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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